IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
#also after you tell me you gotta convince me you aren’t just mocking me#’cause that’s the next problem (Via canaa)
zig-a-zig ahhhhh *jazz hands*
All I want for Christmas is
fluency in my target languages, unlimited travel capabilities with a person I care about, and world peace.
and dragons
(via pandora)
When your eyes are bigger than your stomach
if he supervises the production of honey, he’s a keeper. A beekeeper. why do any of you follow me
this was an experience
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
(via humorking)
Showing my mom my achievements
THIS GUY IS SO GORGEOUS AND HE FOLLOWED ME BACK RIGHT AWAY!
lets take a second to appreciate humorking’s face
i found him on akinator omg
i love my followers so much holy shit you guys are the besttt
(via humorrelated)





